Ringmaster of the Shitshow Apron
- UNISEX - perfect for any sex, it's pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone!
- Criss Cross Back
- Large Pocket for Convenient Storage
- Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel® (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here)
- 100% Heavy Cotton Twill
- Measures 36 Long x 26 Wide with adjustable twill straps approx. 60" long